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  • Sep. 4th, 2009 at 4:21 AM
TURCHWAD
Back from DC & NY. Was fucking fantastic. Will have a full write up... eventually. I've got to get sleep in because I'm scheduled on the floor from 11AM to midnight today.

Oh yeah, I have an LJ

  • Aug. 31st, 2009 at 8:54 PM
TURCHWAD
So, I got a Twitter account (also Revieloutionne). I actually use it to talk about my life and shit, unlike this here LJ that's kind of reserved for my fannishness (which I want to remedy, BTW).

Anyway, I'm turning in an essay to be considered for being a service trainer at work in a bit, and then I head over to my boyfriend's house until he sees me off at the train station when I start my trip to go visit my brother and SEE HAIR OMG for my birthday.

Life is nice right now.
TURCHWAD
WHAT THE HELL FANDOM. THIS WAS MY FIRST UNSPOILED SERIES OF TORCHWOOD AND YOU- I DIDN'T EVEN GO ANYWHERE NEAR WHERE SPOILERS WOULD BE AND I STILL- I HATE YOU SO MUCH.

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TURCHWAD
LOIS YOU ARE AWESOME. Ianto beats you, though. "OI!"

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Torchwood 3x02 - Children of Earth: Day Two

  • Jul. 8th, 2009 at 12:14 AM
TURCHWAD
What the hell, Torchwood? It's a five-episode season, and you give us a character focus episode? On the other hand, with three remaining staff members, a season with ensemble, Gwen, Jack-or-Ianto, the other, ensemble structure makes a certain amount of sense, and even if that's not what happened, letting Gwen shine like she did today isn't a bad thing just... huh.

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Oh, and we got more wiki screens, but nothing amusing.

Torchwood 3x01 - Children of Earth: Day One

  • Jul. 7th, 2009 at 12:09 AM
TURCHWAD
Oh hey, actually watching Torchwood as it airs! What a novel experience. Also: Torchwood is canonically not beyond the government, lol*.

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GODDAMNIT

  • May. 21st, 2009 at 1:39 AM
TURCHWAD
So, something went weird with one of my drivers, and I had to factory-reset my computer.

I've lost everything, including the sonnets, which is a major loss. Even moreso than the mass of music that disappeared, and it's more upsetting than that I'll have to redownload my power rangers and sentai and the other series I was in the middle of.

Plus, I've lost all my bookmarks, so. Recommend sites?

ETA: YESSSSS I HAVE MY SONNETS. My laptop isn't actually networked to the printer in the house, so I emailed them to m'self to open on the computer connected to the printer and didn't delete the email. :D

OMG OMG OMG RPM

  • May. 9th, 2009 at 11:34 PM
TURCHWAD
Okay, you know how I frequently flail in my rewatches of Power Rangers about how underneath all he cheese there can be some legitimate value to the show?

The current season is flat-out AMAZING. Just... Holy shit episode 11.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • May. 8th, 2009 at 12:12 AM
TURCHWAD
So, um.

I just submitted the last assignment of my undergrad career.

Cue slow-burn freakout OHGOD.

Whaaaaaat.

  • May. 5th, 2009 at 1:11 AM
TURCHWAD
So, it's only happened two seasons in a row (Lost Galaxy and Lightspeed Rescue) so it's not a pattern yet, but still, Power Rangers, you're weird.

What the hell causes you to decide that a good early sign that the mentor figure in a militaristic/outright military operation has been brainwashed is that he doesn't give proper attention to the morning report?

And did you get the same guy to play the brushed-off peon? Wait, strike the incredulity from that question, because if you did that's kind of awesome, but I don't remember which LG episode that was, and I'm not about to hunt for it.

Also: that's in response to a LR episode a few back, because I just finished the season, actually. It's not a bad season, but it's not the best. It's certainly got more going for it than the first couple, almost exclusively episodically-based seasons of Power Rangers, and it doesn't suffer from the mood whiplash of Turbo, or the relative directionlessness of Zeo and LG (Though to be fair, it's more that LG kept changing direction more than that it lacked it). The final four-episode arc is actually very tightly done, and holy crap is Queen Banshira FUCKED UP.

Too bad Vypra can't act to save her life.

Back in Sandusky

  • Apr. 22nd, 2009 at 10:43 PM
behold corn
Visit to Oxford was awesometiems! :D I got to see everyone I wanted to but Shannon, but we phoned a lot, and Thomas'll get her Wii zapper back to her, so that's okay.

I also got a lot of cool background noise from places to use when I put together my sonnets, although I wasn't able to get anyone to record any lines, since we were all too busy being otherwise engaged. I may wind up soliciting files of people recording lines from my flist, though. IT COULD BE A GLOBAL EFFORT OMG.

Anyway, I had a nice diversion (and a very nice lunch today - Wild Bistro makes an awesome bento) and am ready to face daily life again. Woo.

Why I Hate Feminism

  • Apr. 21st, 2009 at 2:44 PM
facetious
So when I was getting ready to head up to Kofenya to finish editing my sonnets before I record friends reading bits of them so that I'll not have unusable recordings of old versions of the sonnets, I notice the sky is overcast, so I decide I'll head past my car which, as I no longer have a Miami parking pass, is located a good ten minutes away, but on the way to Kofenya.

Had I not been distracted by the totally awesome and engaging posts at the one feminist blog that I had still open in tabs (but don't now and OHGOD I'M NOT SURE I BOOKMARKED THE PLACE SHIT) when I went to shut Brian down, I'd not have still been five minutes from my car when the rain and hail started.

And that, children, is why Feminism is evil. D:

FINALLY DONE YAY

  • Apr. 14th, 2009 at 6:54 AM
TURCHWAD
Man, did I screw myself when I made two of the thrice-reused lines of the fifteenth sonnet require rhymes with "truth".

THERE ARE NO USEFUL RHYMES WITH TRUTH. I mean, I could have kept pairing the same two words, since the fifteenth sonnet did have a decent rhyme pair there, but I don't think I'd be graded well using the same rhyme pair FIVE TIMES. It'd be like rhyming a word with itself. It's just not done.

I'm going to wait until I have the final version of the project done before I post the sonnets here, BTW. I'll want to include the recording along with them.
TURCHWAD
I decided I was going to write a crown of sonnets for my final project in my one class. Thank god I was smart enough to start with the fifteenth (which, for those of you who don't know crowns of sonnets, is the one made up of the first lines of the previous fourteen, which are also the last lines of the ones before them - if you took out the fifteenth, they'd thread through each other in an unending loop).

What made it that much harder is that I'm alternating speakers throughout the previous fourteen, so I wrote the fifteenth as a two-voiced poem. So some of the lines in the fifteenth are one speaker, some the other, some both, and all have to work as something either speaker would say, since they'll be the first line in one speaker's sonnet and the last in the other's.

It took me over an hour to write fourteen lines.

BUT!

I wrote two of the earlier ones in significantly less than an hour, so I should have my "rough first draft" ready to hand in tomorrow, even though when I asked what a "rough first draft" for a crown of sonnets would be, my professor decided that ONLY THE COMPLETED SONNETS WOULD COUNT SALKDGJ.

So, to justify having the project already done like two weeks early, I'm going to record them being read and hopefully get some music banged out to go with.

WHY DO I DO THIS HRRRRRG.

What the hell, world.

  • Apr. 3rd, 2009 at 2:24 AM
TURCHWAD
Okay, so. During my Native American Lit class this evening, one of my classmates' presentation was on how he's following the Red Path and becoming Lakota. My elderly, not-a-drop-of-Lakota-let-alone-any-other-nation-blood-in-him classmate.

There is something indescribably uncomfortable* about that, though I can't fault him for having investigated Lakota culture, or for having participated whole-heartedly in ceremonies, and so on. If the Lakota have no problem teaching him, and he really wants to learn for the learning's sake, and participate for the participation's sake, that's great. What bothers me, I think, is that researching Shintoism and taking it on wholeheartedly as your belief system doesn't make you Japanese, nor does converting to Islam make you Arabic, and so on. Yes, Lakota spirituality is incredibly much tied into their culture as a whole, but at the same time it isn't their culture as a whole, and... I don't know. There's just something kind of ugly about it.

Then I come home, and sitting in the middle of the kitchen table is a postcard inviting my little brother to Living Stations of the Cross on Good Friday which... a bit excessive, but whatever. What's Catholicism if not gaudy religion? Then I actually read the thing. It says, I shit you not, "All are welcome to join in and commemorate the suffering and death of Our Lord Jesus."

Commemorate. Suffering and death.

THAT CANNOT BE WHAT THEY MEAN. WHAT.

Why can't the world be normal every now and then?

*This word was initially "wrong," but on rereading, that is not the word I meant to put there holy crap.

It's Official

  • Mar. 20th, 2009 at 1:15 AM
TURCHWAD
Sometime this summer, I'm going to take the train up to New York, see the Hair revival, and then train it back home. It'd be a three day trip, and looking at Amtrak, the second-cheapest option would give a two-hour stay in DC between trains (barring delays, which, as I understand, are a fact of life on Amtrak since the rail lines belong to the shipping companies) so I could see my brother and sister-in-law, maybe.

Or, if I can get more time off work, I might train up to DC, visit for a bit, then go to New York, see Hair, and come home.

Either way - I'm looking forward to a train ride, Hair is an amazing show, and Amtrak is a bit cheaper and far less stressful, I'm sure, than airlines. Plus I can walk around while travelling without feeling like a total jerkass.

(If anyone really wants to, maybe we could make a trip of this, but I understand if it's just me.)

DDDD:

  • Mar. 19th, 2009 at 12:50 AM
TURCHWAD


Get one of your own! by Drunken Hero

Stalking is illegal. revieloutionne confronts sketchyheart.

sketchyheart is stalking revieloutionne
sketchyheart's REAL name :Marlow Cloos
sketchyheart's REAL DOB :21st October 1986
Height :182 cmWeight : 106.0 kg
sketchyheart has dreamt about you : 24 times
sketchyheart became interested in you : 08th August 2005
sketchyheart's latest dream about you
You are on a golfcourse with sketchyheart and your tormentor is showing you kinky new ways to make use of the putter.
This is how sketchyheart describes your relationship behind your back
'Things couldn't be any worse at the moment, not only has revieloutionne's father threatened to kill me if I go anywhere near their house but I've also just received a restrainer order from the police which prevents me from going within 1500m of him.'
sketchyheart's been stealing stuff from your house too.
sketchyheart enjoys nothing more than to start the morning by taking a heroic sniff from one of revieloutionne's stolen socks.
They've even started modifying their body for you
sketchyheart recently spent a months salary, tattooing your head onto the inside of both of their thighs.
They sent the following message to you in a Valentines
Hold me my sweet angel and I shall forever be faithful. Well until you get old and ugly of course. Then it'll be a completely different matter.

The Police
No. calls to the police : 23 times
Your Last Call to The Police
"Police!?!? sketchyheart's in my backyard again stealing clothes off of our washing line. This is the 10th time in a week for fucks sake."
sketchyheart's Police File
sketchyheart is a right sadastic bastard and should be detained for as long as possible.

Testimonies about sketchyheart
yumemisama - An overly camp drama queen
'sketchyheart was always one of us. One of the gang. We never suspected anything. I'm really shocked..'
mylla - Worn out Musician
'I'm gonna kill revieloutionne for being such a snide fucker. Who does he think he is? I'd love to give him a right slap in the chops! sketchyheart is a brilliant person.'
windsurferx - Pig-hustler
'Well well, who would have thought it? sketchyheart a pervert? I knew it all along. They used to watch me getting undressed through my bedroom window every night.'
meggichan84 - Slap-happy
'sketchyheart is pointlessness personified. I just wish they'd kill themselves or something.'

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TURCHWAD
I've had the sequel to Sideline Secrets on my hard drive for a while, 'cause the first one was one of those awful movies with just enough unintentionally awesome moments (like anything involving the Awesome Topless Chick) to be worth it, but I didn't get around to watching it until just now.

One, there's a hell of a lot more cock in this one.

Two, IT'S FUCKING HILARIOUS. Like, it's objectively a better-made movie. There's only a couple lines of badly-looped dialogue, it doesn't run twice as long as it needs to, and even though most of it fails, the director does at least make some attempts at symbolism.

However: it's about an hour of disjointed scenes with the barest of patchwork plot actually moving things along. The movie expects you to accept that because we keep following the same characters that something is going on, but that's not true at all. For fuck's sake, what looks to be the main plot turns out to be dropped entirely as it's just the trigger for what turns out, in he last ten minutes at most, to be what's actually happening.

It comes out of fucking NOWHERE and it's AWESOMELY BAD. Depending on who comes up to Sandusky this summer it might be group viewing.

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