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Give me a pairing and I will tell you:
who is the big spoon/little spoon
what is their favorite non-sexual activity
who uses all the hot water in the morning
what they order from take out
what is the most trivial thing they fight over
who does most of the cleaning
what has a season pass in their DVR
who controls the netflix queue
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working
who steals the blankets
who leaves their stuff around
who remembers to buy the milk
who remembers anniversaries

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second_batgirl
Dec. 5th, 2011 07:09 pm (UTC)
Ban/Hoji! And/or Jayden/Antonio!
revieloutionne
Dec. 5th, 2011 08:14 pm (UTC)
It's not Hoji, but have a Blue icon.
Ban/Hoji:

who is the big spoon/little spoon: Hoji. Of *course* Hoji.
what is their favorite non-sexual activity: Ban loves cuddles to the point where he will actually stay still if there are cuddles.
who uses all the hot water in the morning: Technically, Umeko. But if they weren't living in the Dekabase (at least I am pretty sure they are living in the Dekabase or why would that bath BE there?) Ban would, because he keeps getting in the shower while Hoji is still in there and, well.
what they order from take out: NOT gyoza. Still too many bad memories. Otherwise, Hoji places an order for an actually reasonable amount of food from wherever Ban wants.
what is the most trivial thing they fight over: Whose ranger tech is better.
who does most of the cleaning: Hoji.
what has a season pass in their DVR: Ban still won't let Hoji delete any of Gurren Lagann ("You've have the DVDs!" "WHAT IF THEY BREAK?") and insists that Ban is responsible for the Dancing with the Stars pass, but everyone else knows better (even though Ban does watch now.)
who controls the netflix queue: Ban. Every now and then Hoji tries expanding Ban's cinematic tastes by slipping a movie with no explosions to the top of the queue, but then Ban just doesn't pay attention to the movie. (Which: fun, but not the intended outcome.)
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working: Hoji will fix it himself if he notices first. Ban will whine at Swan until she makes him fix it.
who steals the blankets: Ban
who leaves their stuff around: Ban
who remembers to buy the milk: Ban, actually. Hoji does organized better, but Ban wins at errands.
who remembers anniversaries: Neither - the whole team measures time against cases more than dates, so nobody's quite sure when they started fucking or when they became boyfriends. (Not that everyone agrees what case they were on when they tipped over that line, anyway.)

THIS REPLY WAS 45 CHARACTERS TOO LONG SO YOU GET ANTONIO/JAYDEN IN ANOTHER COMMENT. UH.
second_batgirl
Dec. 5th, 2011 08:24 pm (UTC)
Re: It's not Hoji, but have a Blue icon.
HAHAHA YES. To all of this! Especially Ban whining at Swan and the anniversaries thing. ♥ ♥ ♥
revieloutionne
Dec. 5th, 2011 08:58 pm (UTC)
Re: It's not Hoji, but have a Blue icon.
I love that I cannot write about Ban/Hoji without involving more of the team. THEY'RE CLOSE LIKE THAT.
second_batgirl
Dec. 6th, 2011 06:06 pm (UTC)
Re: It's not Hoji, but have a Blue icon.
The team loves each other so much!
revieloutionne
Dec. 5th, 2011 08:15 pm (UTC)
Antonio/Jayden:

who is the big spoon/little spoon: Neither; Antonio sprawls.
what is their favorite non-sexual activity: Watching Mike get worked up over not being sure Emily likes him back (and maybe possibly setting up situations to cause it, but that's mostly just Antonio)
who uses all the hot water in the morning: Jayden. (He has a high body temperature, so he turns it hotter and uses it more quickly.)
what they order from take out: Pizza, because any night there is takeout, everyone is getting takeout, and nobody likes seeing Mike all pouty over food. Also, Kevin agonizes over working out what fraction of a slice an *actual* serving is. Every time. (Apparently the distribution of the toppings changes things. Antonio doesn't get it in the least.)
what is the most trivial thing they fight over: Whether Bartok or Batty is the better comedic animated talking bat. (Antonio has been catching Jayden up on the pop culture he missed in his childhood because of Samurai training and Ji's over-protectiveness.)
who does most of the cleaning: It's all evenly split by the whole house. Ji drew up a chart, and then Mike and Kevin teamed up to make it more fair. (Mike was annoyed enough to do it himself, but he drafted Kevin because if he said it was equally split, everyone would know it was.)
what has a season pass in their DVR: Antonio has a pass for Once Upon a Time. Jayden has one for Revenge because it fills some of the hole that The OC's cancellation left. (Ji let him watch because he felt bad about keeping him out of regular school and thought maybe it would work as a stand-in. He never actually watched with Jayden, why do you ask?)
who controls the netflix queue: Antonio. Jayden likes trying to figure out what makes Antonio tick by what he chooses to watch. Also, it turns out that almost twenty-year-old movies are mostly completely ridiculous and that is fun to watch.
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working: Dude, symbol power "fire". The heat's never not working.
who steals the blankets: Antonio
who leaves their stuff around: Antonio would, if Ji and Kevin wouldn't give him those looks when he did.
who remembers to buy the milk: See above re: chart.
who remembers anniversaries: Both of them, although Antonio remembers them for more things than just "when we started dating." (He doesn't expect Jayden to, though, so it's cool.)
second_batgirl
Dec. 5th, 2011 08:22 pm (UTC)
what is the most trivial thing they fight over: Whether Bartok or Batty is the better comedic animated talking bat. (Antonio has been catching Jayden up on the pop culture he missed in his childhood because of Samurai training and Ji's over-protectiveness.)

I NEED THIS FIC IN MY LIFE SO MUCH. Because that is BRILLIANT. (Which of them is arguing over which bat?)

Also, cleaning lists created by Kevin and Mike! BRILLIANT.
revieloutionne
Dec. 5th, 2011 08:56 pm (UTC)
UNFORTUNATELY I ONLY HAVE THE BUNNY TO SHARE. If someone else wants to write it, though...

(Jayden is arguing for Bartok, because he is right. Antonio is arguing for Batty, because he is Antonio.)

Yeah, Ji's chart was totally going easy on Jayden and that was NOT COOL, MAN.
second_batgirl
Dec. 6th, 2011 06:08 pm (UTC)
JI IS SUCH A RIDICULOUS MENTOR.
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